A: An Investigator
Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has a alligator got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Q: What do alligators call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
A: Jaw-va
Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
An alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.
See ya later alligator, getting wild crocodile
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