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Thursday, 5 September 2013

Alligator Short Jokes

 Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
 A: An Investigator
 Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
 A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
 Q: How many arms has a alligator got? 
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner! 
 Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? 
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it! 
 Q: What do alligators call human children? 
A: Appetizers.
 Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
 A: Santa Jaws! 
Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner? 
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
 Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
 A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
 Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers?
 A: Professional courtesy!
 Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
 A: Jaw-va 
 Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language 
A: Jaw-va 
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight? 
A: An Instigator.
 Q: What is an alligators favorite smell? 
A: Human blood. 
 An alligator can go through 3,000 teeth in a lifetime. 
 See ya later alligator, getting wild crocodile

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