Lawyer And Witness
In a court of a murder case. A lawyer is questioning a key witness.
Lawyer: Did you know this? (while showing images of murder victims)
Witness: Identify master.
Lawyer: Can you tell us?
Witness: That picture ..., sir.
Lawyer: No, I mean the people in this picture.
Witness: Oh, that's a picture of a woman, sir.
Lawyer: (started tension) All I want to know her name is, not male to female!
Witness: His name a Saodah bte Sameon , sir.
Lawyer: When was the last time you saw it? (put the picture on his desk)
Witness:just now .
Lawyer: Hahhh!!? How did you see just now ?
Witness: The reason is just now u show me the picture ..
Lawyer: It is not, I mean before I show the picture.
Witness: Sir i did not . I've never seen the picture before.
Lawyer: I'm not talking about this pictures !!! I'm talking about the victims!!! (while stabbing her pen in the picture)
Witness: Oh! The last time I saw was when the victim was stabbed, sir.
Lawyer: Could you please show who stabbed who is in this court. Are the men who were in the dock? (while stroking his chest as too tension)
Witness: No. (his hand point to the lawyer )
Lawyer: Hahhh!!! Why do you point to me!!?
Witness: Just now I saw you stab the picture with your pen.
Lawyer: ARGHHHHH!!! WHAT DO YOU TALK ABOUT YOU STUPID!!! I'M NOT TALK ABOUT PICTURE!!! I WAS TALK ABOUT MURDER VICTIM !!!!!
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